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FF News: Captain Covid 'calls for,' President Ramaphosa's resignation...?

Captain Covid, disagrees with President Ramaphosa

to ‘release lockdown…’

By Zahra Lockhart


(7 May 2020—FF News) Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla

says that

the release of the lockdown could have ‘dire consequences,’ for

 South Africa,

with cases reaching 5000 in the African nation and close to four

 million worldwide.


“The President is thinking of boosting the economy with his release

 of the lockdown,

yet this could have a negative effect causing cases in the

 mother nation to rise, and

the increase of the spread of the virus.’ he looped.


Meanwhile, across the world, Covid 19 cases are starting

 to roar with the latest

cases at meat packaging plants, nursing homes,

grocery stores and pharmacies.


“President Trump was too slow to close down The United States,

 and President

Ramaphosa is too quick to open up the country. We could see a

 surge in cases and

the rand reach R23.’ growled South Africa Today.


Speaking to Footprints in South Africa, local resident Ms.

Thando Sithole added that

there is absolutely ‘no social distancing,’ in the townships of Soweto,

 Secunda, Khayalisha, Laudium, Lenasia,

and Sebokeng.


“President Ramaphosa is acting too quickly, and soon we will

 be in a lockdown again.’


However, Oil prices around the world are still plummeting

 due to a lack of demand and

the cut in production with Saudi Arabia and Russia.


“There is simply too much oil in the world, and we are running

 out of storage space.’

reported The Economic Times.


Chewing on his pen and waving his hand through his hair,

Captain Covid,

Mr. Omar Abdulla says that outbreaks in South Africa are pretty low,

but we could see a spike in new cases in

Pharmacies, Grocery stores and meat packaging companies.


“President Ramaphosa is releasing the lockdown too early, and I

can foresee more cases with

more outbreaks at these facilities. Our request to the president is

 this is too quick and more

lives will be lost.’


The Omar Abdulla Group which owns shares into Bitcoin SA,

Forex SA, Instagram SA

And Twitter SA said on their website that they will continue to

buy small amount of

shares into SEO companies Eskom, Telkom, South African Airways

 and SABC.


“After receiving over R500 billion rand in loan packages and treasury

 bond sales, we could

see an uptick in these shares.’


In o t h e r news, a UFO that was spotted and released by The

 Pentagon is said to be

aliens either to cure us from The Corona Virus, and make the

virus strain even stronger

in parts of The United States and Europe.


“The flying sauces that were seen recently could be a sign

that we are not alone.’

NASA said on their website.


The Holy month of Ramadaan has now hit the world, with

 Mr. Omar Abdulla said to meet

with Islamic leaders including Mufti Menk, Zain Bhika and Maher Zain.


“We wish all our Muslim leaders a peaceful and joyous Ramadan and Eid.’


Concluding his remarks to The Sunday Times, Mrs. Imaan Desai kissed

that he agrees

with The Omar Abdulla Group and once the lockdown has been released,

within a few weeks, we

will be in lockdown again.     

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Re: FF News: The Omar Abdulla Group

Captain Covid ‘talks,’ vaccine theories with RoboCop…??

by Rubina Gafoor


(20 May 2020) Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla South Africa’s

leading Covid

warrior spoke to fans

this afternoon outside his Lenasia home, stating that cases in

South Africa are still

up, social distancing is not being practised and government is

 losing billions through

this pandemic.


“President Ramaphosa has opened the country too quickly

 for business, and we are

at the peak of this pandemic. More lives will be lost, and I cannot

save everybody.’

he was quoted as saying.


The World’s greatest crime fighter, RoboCop stated that although

 crime was down

around the world due to many countries still under lockdown,

 crime was high at

grocery stores and liquor stores.


“These stores have been burgled and hopefully Captain Covid

 can stop the outbreak

of the virus at these stores.’


Meanwhile, Captain Covid and RoboCop, have been having

 long discussions with US

billionaires, Mr. Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.


“We are working with major pharmaceutical companies in

 developing anti-body tests,

so that this evil virus can be brought to rest.’


However, Dr. Anthony Fauci from The White House, who spoke

 to CNN said that

we may only be in the first wave of this pandemic

and who knows there may be

a second curse wave, that may hit us soon.


“We are happy with the heroic work of Captain Covid and RoboCop

to fight this disease,

and we can only pray a vaccine will be found soon.’


Speaking from her California home, Ms. Kim Kardashian noted

 that she was attracted to

the ‘handsome ‘n hunky,’ moves of Captain Covid, and it is

unfortunate that President

Ramaphosa and President Trump only think about the

economy than people’s lives.


“I would consider losing $500 billion dollars over a period of a month in the economy.

instead of loosing 100 000 more people.’


The Omar Abdulla Group which owns shares into Bitcoin SA, Forex SA, Instagram SA,

Twitter SA, Marvel SA and DC SA added that their company was now investing

Into cartoon and superhero forms of media.


“Many thousands of dollars have already started pouring in, with the launch of

Captain Covid.’


Concluding his remarks to The Laudium Daily, Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla, ended

saying that we should

all wear our masks, wash our hands, and practice social distancing.

Stay Safe…

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